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Have they checked the floor mats?
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP
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Fake news, this assumes that the owners were able to get them started in the first place.
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This will be an easy fix for 73% of owners since their cars are already at the dealer.
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Stopping is not racecar
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It’s nice that the fix is as easy as a software update, but on the other hand I hate the thought of something like this being so vulnerable to software bugs in the first place.
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Cue the media’s dire warnings of certain fiery death if your cruise control stays on when you tap the brakes.
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
“We here at Alfa Romeo are committed to your safety and your car’s reliability. We apologize that our vehicles have a problem where they keep driving when they should be leaving you stranded on the side of the road.”
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The other 27% are already trying to sell them on CL and FB Marketplace.
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“RECENTLY SERVICED AT DEALER!”
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“ONLY SERVICED BY THE DEALER!!”
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Boy, you really don’t fucking want to know about all the bugs in there they aren’t forced to publicly disclose.
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“NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN HOME FROM DEALER”